As a lovely parting gift, my fourth graders put together advice they have for new teachers. Some of it is surprisingly good advice, though I loved it all. (* are next to the ones I really liked):
“Don’t give homework on Fridays.”
“Don’t YELL at your students, or they won’t like you!”
“Treat your children nicely.”
“Try to give secret words on the board so the kids can earn prizes.”
“Do funny activities with your kids.”
“Get class pets, like hamsters or snakes or fish.”*
“Do something really, really special once every month, like having a picnic outside the classroom.”*
“Pick up trash every week outside.”
“Don’t make up really stupid rules.”
“Even if they haven’t earned all the letters for a prize, maybe give them a little treat one time every two months.”*
“Learn very exciting lessons.” (by one of my ESL students)
“Have longer recess time. Like 40 minutes.”
“Make two rules that kids hate. Like not having any F-U-N.”
“Don’t let your kids make announcements.”
“Pay your kids to learn.”
“Do a funny dance once a year in front of the class.”*
“Torture your kids with a song every day.”
“Make learning F-U-N-N-Y… minus the N-Y.”
“If your students aren’t listening, threaten to hang them up by their toes.”*
“Don’t kiss your students.”
“Let your students have free time.”
“At the end of the year, take a picture with your class to remember them by.”*
“Make some puppets and let your class make an interesting play.”
“Sometimes, give homework that they will look forward to.”*
“Have a pizza party at the end of the year.”
“Give your kids jobs to do like teacher’s helper and messenger.”
“Read a book to your students.”*
“Pay attention to your kids.”*
“Give this homework: Play two video games designed by the same person, and compare them.”*
“Let your kids learn a lot.”
“Play with your kids at recess.”*
“At the end of the year, have a dance contest.”
“Tell your kids that even when it’s too hard, to never give up.”*
“The class pet should be a cockatoo.”
“Have show and tell each week.”
“Don’t let your kids go to the bathroom in the middle of class.”
“Torture your kids by talking about water when they have to go to the bathroom.”
“If kids aren’t paying attention, whack them in the head with a marker!”
I’m gonna miss these kids.



